March 2012
prince-of-kokoro:
I would go to every fucking con that anyone on my Tumblr posted they were going to if I could afford it.
reaching—for—you:
igotthemoveslikecrona:
frances-dick:
himapapaftw:
kiss-mah-sass:
segastarlit:
Jesus Christu
Rook at zhat body
I have definitery bought tickets to this gun show
fUCK
FUCK SOMEON E CALL MLFIE LAIERT
Literally choking
Send help I can’t breath sdh
i have fallen and cannot get up holy fuck
1 tag
i have eaten an obscene amount of food today
Watchlivelikurdyingg:
squ1dgy:
velvetprincess:
tichondrius:
I’ve been resisting watching this for 2 days
I DON’T REGRET WATCHING IT
OMG
OH MY GOD IM DYING HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAAHHAHAA
“I wanna move you somewhere close to ecstasy
I might tell you things some which...”
– Crosses †††
(via dai-the-flu)
2 tags
i really really want a slice of cake
Watchgossipgran:
WHAT
Watchmynosylexia:
thefunpolice:
strideon:
leapscotch:
nightmareloki:
deerslayerhat:
cocokat:
pr0fessah:
descole age 16
i kind of just threw up in my mouth oops
was that real?
the music.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
please go take a big dick in your mouth and choke on it
you know what would make for an awesome reality show? Ship this girl out to a third world...
2 tags
someone should invent teleportation already so I can teleport to Scott’s room and stand in the corner and watch him sleep because I’m Edward Cullen
summmerrose:
has anyone ever noticed that cinderella has no ears
it has bothered me ever since i was a child
why do you have no ears, cinderella
Watch
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
samberr-h asked: †, $, *
Anonymous asked: Hi, you ever felt like... down, because of your own expectations of yourself? I get that sometimes, feeling like this or that isn't good enough, I should work out and I should work really hard every day with my passion to make my dreams come true. Sometimes I feel like I'm on top of the world, other times I just bash down on myself because I've become "realistic"....
I'll answer honestly.
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
askbatts:
HOLY FUCK
I ACTUALLY CANT...
usukiland:
well then i guess you’re gonna miss
the panty raid
me: takes a bite of spicy food
me: HOLY JESUS THIS IS SO FREAKING HOT MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE I THINK I MAY DIE TEARS OF BLOOD RUNNING DOWN MY FACE THERE IS A LEGIT INFERNO TAKING OUT ALL MY TASTEBUDS WHERE IS THE MILK GET ME SOME GODDAMN MILK JFC I CANT HANDLE THING OMFG I AM DYING D Y I N G SEND HELP AKJSHGSDKFG
me: takes another bite
cocksmash:
i want to inject poison into 90% of the population of my school
me: puts tablet pen down for 2 seconds
tablet pen: runs away
tablet pen: disappears into sheets
tablet pen: vanishes to the himalayas
tablet pen: floats into the sky
tablet pen: flies into orbit
tablet pen: combusts never to be seen again
me: why
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns